So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times
- Talk about their past shows like they were the greatest.
- Hate at least one critically acclaimed actor/actress.
- Refuse to watch the movie because, “the live musical was better.”
- Drink coffee like it’s their job.
- Judge the lighting at every event ever.
- Wear black regularly.
- Cringe at the rare instance they see sunlight.
- Essentially live in a cave.
- Be Batman.