- Me: *wants to check out my family tree*
- Me: *goes to family tree website*
- Website: pay me
- Me: UUUUUUFGH I JUST WANT TO LEARN ABOUT MY FAMILY Y R U TRYING TO MAKING A PROFIT OFF OF MEEEEEEEE
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
I wouldn’t tell my nine-year-old self anything! I’ve seen Back to the Future enough to know that you don’t mess with time. Nice try, bro.
when you overhear your name in a conversation